Baby talk

Well my son who is now 3 1/2 came to about a week ago and had a very interesting conversation it goes like this.

Torin: Mom I want you to grow me a baby!

Mom: What did you say?

Torin: I want a baby but it has to have a penis. I want to play with it.

Mom: Uh Torin mom is not going to grow a baby for you to play with. I takes a long time to grow a baby and for it to get big enough for you to play with. Mom also gets to sick when I grow babies.

Torin: Oh mom don't worry I will bring you a puke bucket and a drink of water when you need it.

Mom: Well Torin that is very nice but even if I did grow a baby there is no guarantee that God would make it a boy. If it was a boy he would have to share your room and your toys all the time.

Note wrong thing to say because his excitement swells

Torin: Oh that is ok we can get bunk beds and I have lots of toys to share and we can just pray and tell God we want one with a penis.

Mom: Uh Torin I think we need to wait till dad comes home to talk to him

So later when we are all eating dinner that night Torin lays the question on Eli he almost chokes on his chicken and quickly answers back I think mom needs to take you to find some friends who are boys that are your same age for you to play with. Torin who had never thought of that was very happy of the idea that he may not have to wait to have a boy friend.